What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 22.06.2025 03:46
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Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
After Game 4 low, Pacers look to 'dig in' at 2-2 - ESPN
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
They put up a sign reading
Do wild animals often enter the house in Australia?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
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Loons and Moons
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
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Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
The Apartment Glut Is Ending and Demand Is Rising. Rents Are Headed Up, Too. - Barron's
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Still no good